HEY GUYS! I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHERE I WENT, I WENT ON VACATION, SO YEAH, READ MAH STORY!!!!
I went to Baltimore, Maryland to see my grandparents during the summer I did so because my mom decided it was time to take a vacation and get me out of summer school (WHY MOM, WHYYYY!!!! I mean why put me in, it's not because I like school, I’d rather be home of course, ya know, kinda for THE SUMMER!!!!!). I was stuck with my mom on a plane for 5 hours, as well as losing 8 hours to the time change. The only thing that kept me sane were the loud, ridiculous sounds of goats merging and evolving in Goat Evolution, and a continuous loop of Vanoss saying “We ride together, we watch True Lies together.”
When we finally landed at the Baltimore airport at 9:30 or something, my mom and I exited the plane:(me: like a BO$$, mom: not so much) and walked straight out of the airport. We didn't even grab our bags! Just kidding we did. After waiting about an hour with a dead iPad (mine) and a fully charged iPhone (my moms) in the passenger pick up zone, my gramma and Aunt Laurie finally picked us up in her brand new red Chevy sonic. My mom better have been glad they picked us up before I ate her face in the middle of the street due to the insanity of standing on a dark sidewalk while listening to the constant sounds of her phones skeuomorph ( the sound of tapping an iPhone/iPad keyboard).
After my lungs re-inflated from the crushing force of my Aunt Laurie's hugs and my hand was no longer swollen from my so called “attempt” to beat my pa in arm wrestling, I then had a sandwich. After that, my pa and I went downstairs to the basement to check out any new civil war artifacts and rifles. It was much bigger than I remember, probably because I found a whole new room inside of the friggin place. After a couple minutes of looking at bullets I found a cool case hardened 1865 Spencer Rifle, my pa didn't know that I had a thing for case hardened stuff, and that was because I never told him. After explaining my whole counter-strike:global offensive dilemma, I concluded my story explaining why I like case hardened stuff. We stood in silence for a few seconds then went upstairs for ice cream.
After the deliciously delicious ice cream, I decided it was time to hit the hay (it was like, 12:30 there already :O). So I was kissed goodnight by my mom, Aunt, and gramma, and hand shaken by my pa. It was my first time sleeping in the room at the end of the hall.
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And I like it because it had more charger outlets, it was smaller, the bed was bigger, there is a better view, it's farther away from everybody else (i'm a loner-ish, LIKE BATMAN!!!), and lastly, the best reason, it's directly above the WiFi (not to mention a small vent leading from the downstairs office [where the WiFi is] to my room, which is even better considering all the god dang floor all over the floor!!!)
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The next day I had some breakfast, downloaded steam on my grandfather's computer (i sprinkled a little Roblox in there too!); and I played, bet, and traded steam games and skins. Sadly, none of my friends were on, and when they were, they weren't friends I know irl. 2-3 hours later my cousin, Sam, Aunt Laurie, pa, gramma, me, and my mom all went to see my Aunt Chris and Uncle John down in Delaware. I also met 5 of my half-cousins: Ben, Gus, Louie, Simon,and Annie and we played hide and seek for a whopping 3 hours! I was the champion, not like it was any competition… >:D… Although, Simon, Gus, and Louie came up with great hiding spots, such as a recycle bin, and a tree branch with leaves draped over the entire thing. We then had dinner, ate CAKE!!!!, and split into two groups, kids who wanted to play with me and my iPad, and kids who just wanted to watch reality tv, home improvement shows, and cutthroat kitchen.
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The following day, my mom left to go see her friend, rachel, over in london for 2 weeks, while I stayed with my grandparents:
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The next two-three days were just like any weekend at the desantis family residence (the one in california, obviously, u dumb if u thought different.), staying home, playing video games, and just hanging out. This was all ok for me to do since there were huge thunderstorms in the area, at unpredictable times.
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My grandfather took me to barnes and noble to get some new books and we went to target to get 2 $25 🍏 gift card (they were %10 percent off, so yeah :P).
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The next day pa took me to Shadowland AKA “laser tag”, and I say 10/10 IGN.
Nah just kidding, it was good, in fact I actually proved how stupid I was to the world when I wasted about $5 on a rigged game, BUT I WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING SOME NEW BEATS ;_;! Anywho, in the beginning it was just me and this awesome an African-american family of 6, I came in 2nd since shawana insisted on keep sniping me like a… well… sniper. The next round it was about 17 people total, that gave me an advantage, as well as the fact that I've been there more than they have so I used the invincibility gem and wrekt all faces!!! It was close between me and this 38 year old overweight Mexican man, but in the end I pulled off the impossible, I got all the powerups and hit EVERYBODY TWICE IN ONE MINUTE!!!
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The day after the day after that, I went to my Uncle, Col. Edward J. Desantis’s, retirement ceremony from the military (he was a good man, charlie brown), then after that, went to the after party at there house met my two other cousins, Emma and Gabby’s, friends. It got pretty hectic at that party, lemmie just tell ya, I ended up downstairs in the basement/den with my iPad.
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After that Emma stayed over at my grandparents house with me and I taught her all my ways, I showed her “The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon” and made her a “ROBLOX” account named “purplepeas” and we played some f**ked up versions of “My Little Pony” with the Oculus Rift and had a blast.
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Days were the same since then until finally and sadly, it was time to leave. My mom came back with souvenirs to cheer me up but I was all like “I don't want yo souvenirs I want mo’ tickets to Baltimore Maryland!” I says, but like all s**t, s**ts gotta end, so we said our goodbyes and went to the plane. The plane was just as boring as usual, but at least we had for once, a funny flight attendant and didn't have someone spilling over the seat the whole time.
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When we got home, I practically rushed us home so I could play some counter strike and hang out with Aden finally, almost like I forgot about the whole trip and me having to leave, I found a $272.75 Butterfly Knife: Slaughter; Factory New!, but sadly it was a mirage :(. I was so glad to be back with my wonderful graphics and fps and to hang out and catch up with my friend, Aden… counter strike, he wears a black hoodie… NO HE DOESN'T SOUND HIDEOUS STATE FARM!!!
Anywho, it's good to be back and back in action, i'm Lulz2thePowerof7 and i’ll see y’all next week!
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